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Asheron's Call
WarCry Corporation and Crossroads Gaming Network to Merge
Role Play Fantasy Story of the Month
In the Press - Inside Magazine (updated)
AC RPG Utilities

Ultima Online
(LS) Rivendell Town Night, Sat. March 10th, 6:30pm central
Client Patch 2.0.8q
Ultima Online HOC dev chat

Anarchy Online
House of Commons at AO Stratics
WarCry Corporation and Crossroads Gaming Network to Merge
Official site updated: more screens
Screenshot time!

Atriarch
Deformity is Okay
Atriarch Community Profile: Embros
Atriarch DevDiary7
Crossroads/Warcry Merger Announcement

Dark Age of Camelot
More News from the Top
Info on Weaponsmith class
News About Norse Weapon Design
Magic Posts on The Vault

Horizons
WarCry Corporation and Crossroads Gaming Network to Merge
The Lost DEV Posts
DEV Posts 03/08/01
Some New Banners

Shadowbane
New preview, even more screenshots
The Golden Lion
Skins
Ranting 101

Star Wars Galaxies
Shug Cubes #9
Pop-ups?!? Egads!
Team Comments Updated!
The Official FAQ has been updated!

That Ultima Thing
How to get in beta
Graphics, Origin, GBob
And Now a Word From Our Sponsors...
Pop goes the window.


Everquest
It's like smoking crack, only slightly more socially acceptable

Allakhazam's Yahoo Realm
Tweety's Self-Indulgent Rants
EQ Atlas
Whineplay Tracker
Casters Realm
EQ Maps A'Plenty
Evercrest
EQ Traders
Everquest: The Safe Corporate View
Fires of Heaven: News From Your Favorite Uberguild
GUComics
Official EQ Forums (aka Whineplay)

(Bards) Song Analysis
(Clerics) EQ Cleric
(Druids) Druid's Grove
(Magicians) Wander's Mage Resource
(Monks) Monkly Business
(Necros) EQ Necros
(Paladins) Paladins of Norrath
(Rangers) Ranger's Glade
(Rogues) The Safehouse
(SKs) The Knight Watch
(Shamen) The Shaman's Crucible
(Wizards) Graffe's

Asheron's Call
If I still played this game, I would probably have a wiseass comment to put here

Carebear
Crossroads of Dereth
Maggie the Jackat's
Musashi's Cheesy Web
Peekay
Darktide News Network

Red Monika
Show No Mercy

Ultima Online
A grand social experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong

Battle Vortex
Official UO Boards
UO Powergamers (Temporary home)
Markee Dragon
UO Stratics
Update Journal
UO Factions
Council of Mages
Be All The Bob You Can Be
Braves of Britannia

That Ultima Thing
Play that funky music, meer boy

CoNB
UO2 Stratics

Anarchy Online
Where LumCorp rules with an iron fist over the proles of Rubi-Ka

AO-Basher
CoR
Dr Twister's AO

Shadowbane
I don't write web sites to bake bread, I write them to crush

Crossroads of Shadowbane
SB Vault
Aerynth
SB Stratics

Dark Age of Camelot
Because "Light Age of Camelot" sounded fruity

Crossroads of Camelot
Camelot Vault

Atriarch
You kids and your aliens today, bah.

Atriarch Stratics

Crossroads of Atriana

Designing A Better Skinner Box
Because, admit it, everyone reading this site wants to do their own game. And better. With precasting. Biy0tch.

Gamasutra
Imaginary Realities
Richard Bartle
Raph Koster
Player Wimping Guidebook

Other Crap
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The Corporation
AVault News
Quarter to Three
Old Man Murray
Biting the Hand
The Chosen
Penny Arcade

PvP
Seanbaby
SinFest!
Truth
Beauty
YahooNews: Full Coverage

PLEASE HELP... PLEASE, SAVE THE CHILDREN.
2001-01-29 01:56:00 [Filed by delusion]


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