As an effort to cater to those of you who want to read no more of this awful website than you absolutely positively have to, we at LumCentral ("Developing libellous websites since 1999!") have developed a system of unique pictograms in each news header, useable even by the functionally illiterate, to designate at a glance whether or not you actually want to read a news update. Perfect for the busy executive on the go!
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